The Legend of Sidewalk Scrubbers
29-09-2016, 11:42 AMIn a world filled with filth and sand, slippery sidewalks pose the greatest threat to humanity. Their sandy surfaces incite a flailing of arms when children and adults alike skid across, while their unsightly messiness cause mass hysteria as townsfolk flee out of fear.
In this trying time of sidewalk chaos rose three heroes. The first to take up arms against the tyranny was George the Great. He had the courage to summon a bucket of water and a broom. Using his might and wit, he banished the sand to the perilous pit and vanquished the remaining filth.
Even the sanctimonious stairs proved no match for the bravery and solidarity of our three heroes. With swift swishes of their buckets and strong strokes of their brooms, victory was quick. Fortunately for our heroes, the battle's end coincided with their summons to a new battlefront - quiet free play.
Some say the sand and filth have lost all taste for further conflict. Others contend that tyranny is always lurking around the corner, waiting to strike when townsfolk least expect. If and when a threat returns, one can only hope that heroes, new or old, will rise to the occasion once again and fight for our safety and freedom.
Strength and Honour,
Dustin
In this trying time of sidewalk chaos rose three heroes. The first to take up arms against the tyranny was George the Great. He had the courage to summon a bucket of water and a broom. Using his might and wit, he banished the sand to the perilous pit and vanquished the remaining filth.
Inspired by George the Great's efforts, Jason the Just and Kris the Conqueror joined the campaign. They, too, armed themselves with buckets and brooms. With this army of three, the sand and filth stood no chance.
Even the sanctimonious stairs proved no match for the bravery and solidarity of our three heroes. With swift swishes of their buckets and strong strokes of their brooms, victory was quick. Fortunately for our heroes, the battle's end coincided with their summons to a new battlefront - quiet free play.
Some say the sand and filth have lost all taste for further conflict. Others contend that tyranny is always lurking around the corner, waiting to strike when townsfolk least expect. If and when a threat returns, one can only hope that heroes, new or old, will rise to the occasion once again and fight for our safety and freedom.
Strength and Honour,
Dustin
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